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ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

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poopflow:

I think the situation where I find myself rolling my eyes the hardest is when someone goes “I THOUGHT IT SAID MORGAN FREEMAN NOT MARTIN FREEMAN!!!1!!!” And I’m like….

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dontbedeaded:

I PROMISE I’LL SEND AS MANY AS I CAN BUT PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR SUBMIT BOX IS OPEN!

JUST WAIT FOR YOUR SEB BECAUSE HE SHALL COME TO YOUR ASK BOX SOON OR LATER

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trewbgn:

hi:

food will last approximately 6.4 seconds in front of me the second it’s put down, i ain’t got no time to instagram any of that

not trying to make this about me but i look really cute here

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I just took a nap starting at 4pm and meant to go for an hour or two but woke up at 10.20. It was awesome but I missed almost the whole Hawks game. We’re in OT run though so I can see part of it. Too bad it’s going into second OT

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bad-wolf-tardis:

staystaystays:

meeting celebrities is an interesting thing because some people spend their life savings to get one photo and hug with their idol while others find them in like the cereal aisle at the grocery store

mycroft-queenofcake:  dancing-in-a-thunderstorm:  theblogofdeduction:  thealphasourwolf:  fuckyeahrdj:  kashmir1:  hawkachu:  trickyshellhead:  hackedmotionsensors:  tardiscrash:  tellxmebby:   Could you imagine shopping and just looking over into the isle and seeing him   (via creeperjude) There is like nothing but juice in that cart. What the hell Robert, you juice whore.   THERE IS A FACE IN THE EGGS   OMFG THERE IS A CREEPY FACE IN THE EGGS. WTAF. ALSO. HE IS WEARING A STARK BASEBALL CAP. STARK. I AM NOT IMAGINING THAT, RIGHT? omg rdj wtaf.  is that jude law hiding in the eggs youre walking in the dairy aisle theres no one around and your cart is full out of the corner of your eye you spot him: RDJ hes following you in a Stark brand cap his cart squeaks on the floor, and he narrows his eyes to a squint hes staring at you: RDJ youre looking for the checkout but youre all turned around hes walking beside you now and you can see theres juice in his cart my god, theres juice everywhere. shopping for your food - with RDJ you get in the same queue - with RDJ he browses through the candy Hollywood superstar RDJ picks up a pack of gum - RDJ looks at the price - RDJ puts it back on the shelf - practical shopper RDJ

the hat

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istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

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benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

i think i have found my new favorite photo of ben and martin

imageben is clearly in the middle of a very long detailed answer and martin is like “HEY FUCKER U WANNA GO”

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  • Marvel: *makes Avengers*
  • Marvel: *makes Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, and Captain America sagas*
  • Marvel: *makes Agents of Shield*
  • Marvel: *makes Guardians of the Galaxy*
  • Marvel: *makes Black Widow movie*
  • DC: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... MORE BATMAN.
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edgebug:

martinfreeman:

do you have a girlfriend? girlfriend? no, not really my area. oh right then. do you have a boyfriend? which is fine by the way. i know its fine. so you’ve got a boyfriend? no. right. okay. you’re unattached like me. fine. good.

i read this and my first thought was “haha one of those ‘awkward flirting’ funny text posts” and then i realized this was an actual conversation from the first episode of sherlock

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xxjustsomebloggerxx:

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wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

  • a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
  • a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

You can do this girl.

Be as resilient as your vagina.

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Shine bright like a ‘gina

 THIS IS THE MOST UPLIFTING POST

This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever read.

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"one day you’re a soap opera star and next your two best friends are an energetic 6’4 puppy and a crazy person who commissions skittle portraits of your face" - jensen ackles.

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twigwise:

vector-nyu:

twigwise:

IT!

ISN’T!!

BAD!!!

TO!!!!

BE!!!!!

CISGENDERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND IF ANYONE MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE THAT!!!!!! KICK THEM IN THE JUNK!!!!!! WHATEVER JUNK THEY HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! KICK ‘EM REALLY HARD!!!!!!!!!!

It’s also not bad to be heterosexual, male, white, abled, or born to affluence or influence. You have no control over the circumstance of your birth. It’s what you do with what you have that matters.

YES EXACTLY

THANK YOU FRIEND I LIKE YOUR WORDS

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