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johnothetree:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

baiovevo:

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

the 4th album is “i’m not mad, i’m disappointed”

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Ok that’s fuckin creepy

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sass-master-kanaya:

mudbloodwizard:

whatthefawkes:

curlia:

smoshybuscus-nerdaniacc:

i-always-get-the-last-word:

mishapenmagic:

maraudinginthetardis:

what-thebloodyhell:

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WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD?

Reblogging this every single time it comes on my dash.

oh my god

WAIT WUT OH MY GOD

LOLLL.

i caNNOT BREATHE

LAWL!!!!

I AM DEAD. BLOGGING FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE. 

AIR I NEED IT


 

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konnfusion:

zombres:

You a pilot? 

No, not yet. But I wanna be one, more than anything.

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What do you mean, “you are no use to me”? What all do you know about this, Mr Filch?

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rebeccasbaxter:

Enemies are nothing compared to traitors, after all. It’s the people you hold closest who have the power to make you bleed.

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yougottafallbef0reyoufly:

sinkingshits:

k-lionheart:

chasingshadowss:

DAMN STRAIGHT

I have been waiting for this post for eight years

army

[[AGGRESSIVELY COMPLIMENTS]]

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nialls-genitalls:

Me when I’m the next one to present in class

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lottietoilet:

weallheartonedirection:

When my grandma died I found this in her room, I laughed so hard and I made me much more happy

My grandma has one of those too

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unfaggy:

do u think spiders cry themselves to sleep bc they get so much hate

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black-nata:

What do you think of Lady Thor?

people all over the world losing their shit over lady thor and chris hemsworth is like “lol ‘bout time mates ha ha”. shitting on ur whole life

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klavinerd:

Steve called in a few favors

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urbancatfitters:

you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”

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zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

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"Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner"

- favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)

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Source: agentturner